Saturday, 5 January 2013
#15 - Vitamin Sales Representative
He messaged me on the internet dating site, sent me his cell number and email address and asked me to contact him. I read his profile in which he sounded like a nice gentleman looking for a long-term relationship. I texted him.
We texted back and forth for a week or so and I learned that he was a sales representative for a French Pharmaceutical company that sold natural vitamins. The product line he carried was well known with excellent reviews. I suggested that we meet for a coffee. He drove to Newmarket, squeezing me in between appointments on a Wednesday morning. I wore black jeans, heels and a Joseph Ribkoff royal blue top; he arrived wearing a suit. We sat and chatted for two hours. He told me about his marriage, separation and kids. I told him about my divorce, kids and hobbies. He explained that he was on the road a great deal but had time to text and talk to me. We parted ways.
He continued to text me for a few more weeks and we exchanged email pictures. I asked for another coffee date. Once again he arranged another meeting in between appointments on a Wednesday morning. I met him once again in a coffee shop on Main Street and we spent a couple more hours chatting. This time he told me that he had several women he was chatting with and he could give them an orgasm simply by sexting them while they were driving. I replied "Com'on, that's impossible, they can't be driving, sexting you and having an orgasm at the same time." We parted ways; he called to thank me for meeting him and I never heard from him again.
Repeated Lesson #15 - Gentlemen on internet dating sites are not necessarily looking for a serious relationhip even if their profile indicates they are. Lesson for the Gentleman - Don't squeeze a date into your work schedule just because you are double, triple, quadruple dating; better yet, why not chat with one lady at a time in order to sincerely explore whether or not you have a chance together. "An orgasm while driving and sexting at the same time," com'on!!
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